The Daily Fel Issue 2 Friday 17th. January 2014
Firstly the team apologise for no edition of The Fel last night but unfortunately a little thing
called RL got in my way.
Yesterday the guild was in a panic, no sight nor sound had been seen or heard from
Akkers for 2 days. Peeps were getting worried and rumours were rife around the Cities.
Had he been barred by the evil Devs ?, Had he been captured by Lord Zands guards
while trying to discover the legendary hidden treasures of Tall Trees Keep ?
Or had aliens come down in a space ship and spirited him away to a far off distant planet.
No it was the dreaded plague of the lost internet connection !!! (Screams heard in the
background).
Still the rumours abounded as to how this could have happened, some blamed
atmospheric interferences, some said flooding was to blame, others blamed the new music
of 'Rock and Roll' (Watch the old folk nodding their heads at this suggestion).
Whatever it was Akkers has now returned and is bemoaning his lot, which is good to hear cos it wouldn't be the same if he wasn't. (Sorry Akers).
Other news in the guild today came as a massive shock and some players had to sit down for fear of fainting, others had to get themselves down to the 'Wobbly Duck' and get a strong drink, where the talk was of nothing else but the fact that Lord Zand had ATTACKED and BEATEN one of his neighbours.
We sent a reporter immediately down to Tall Trees Keep in order to get an interview with Lord Zand.
"Yes it's true" he said with a big smile on his face, "It was like this you see, everyone in my neighbourhood knows that I am usually a nice peaceful guy and don't cause problems, but this guy had obviously not heard of my reputation and kept attacking me, Well there is only so much a person can take, even a pacifist like myself so I gave him a real good hiding, wow it felt good".
So there we have it folks, the moral of the story is, let sleeping dogs lie cos if you don't they might just wake up and bite your balls off.
OTHER GUILD NEWS:
Today is the last day for getting into the Forge Point Donation Club and you have until 8pm tonight to register your name and which GB you want donating to.
It's easy to do, just go into the guild forum, find the donation club thread under guild info and register. All players registered by 8pm tonight will get a message with a list of who gets donated to and when, that list will be put onto the thread as well and will be updated daily. Its so simple just donate 5 Forge Points to the active player for each day.
Other news is that Diziet has reached the 500K club and our congratulations go out to him.
Don't forget if you have anything that you want mentioned in The Fel then personally message Burnside who will make sure its in the next issue.
That's about it for today folks... good gaming!!
Editors: Burnside. Lord Zand
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