The Daily Fel Issue 1 Wednesday 15th. January 2014
Here it is folks the inaugural edition of your daily guild newspaper, The Daily Fel.
Following in the footsteps of such great tomes as the Fellowship Times and the
incomparable Atlantis Star.
As with all newspapers we aim to provide you with as much news, gossip and down right
made up lies and untruths as we can. Hopefully no litigation will come and no public
enquiry made into how or from which source we glean our information.
So another new newspaper and another new Guild sees the re-union of several players
who, to say are old hands is an understatement, some a lot older than others (Mention no
names Burnside there's a good boy) and none probably any wiser than last time we were all
together.
So the Fel starts a new era in a new era, the Modern age is upon us and with it, will come
scandal and revulsion as good old 'Rock and Roll' hits not only our streets but also our eardrums.
We already have artists and bands springing up all over Fel, with Screaming Lord Zander and the Tall Trees Trio leading the way.
With his debut gig down at the 'Wobbly Duck' due to be played tonight (Tickets still available) we caught up with a sheepish looking Lord Zander, who has already caused controversy and protests from the older members of the guild for his outrageous sexual practices, by publicly stating that he wanted a go in the clowns mouth down at the funfair currently resident on Akbhoys land.
When asked about this matter a wide eyed Lord Zander simply said 'Hey man, get used to it, it's here and now if you know what I mean, besides any holes a goal aint it'?
So there we have it, the new modern era warts and all shown in all it's glory in our first ever edition.
The good simple folk of the bygone era's are shaking their heads and warily walking down the streets constantly crossing the road to avoid the gangs of teddy boys with their skin-tight trousers and brylcreamed hair, all of who chew gum like cows chewing the cud and click their fingers while singing and gyrating to the modern tunes of the day.... where will it all end we ask, in tears most say, we shall see and you can be assured that the team here at 'The Fel' will be right in the thick of it bringing you all the news and stories as they happen.
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We are slowly getting things into shape and it is great to see our numbers swelling, some old hands joined together again and also some very welcome new members, we are sure that given time we can make this guild rock.
The leadership are getting the guild forum up and running and Burnside wants to remind players that a new Forge Point donation club will be up and running as of this Saturday. So if you have 5 Forge Points daily to spare and would like to join then please put your names down in the forum as soon as possible.
Akbhoy67, (Akkers to his mates), has also put a thread on the forum for the start of his guild lottery, if you would like to join then again go to the guild forum have a read and get your name down... after all as they say, you have to be in it to win it.
We would ask you all to make a daily visit to the guild forum so as to keep up to date with how things are going and new schemes or items of interest that occur
Already we have some interesting old back copies of former guild newspapers, and very amusing reading some of it makes.
LASTLY we ask that if you have anything that you think may be of interest then please contact either Burnside or Lord Zand and we will get it into print. ALSO if you have any ideas that you think will help the guild then please, please contact any of the leaders and let us know.
So there we have it, the first of many (We hope) editions of 'The Daily Fel'. Tomorrow we will report on the gig down at the 'Wobbly Duck' and let you know just how 'Rock and Roll' hit the Warlords.
Editors: Burnside. Lord Zand
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