Issue #8 Wednesday 10th October 2012

 

 

**The News In The Guild**'

 

KNOCK' 'KNOCK' .. "Who's that at my Town Centre Door? Yes It's us, 'The Star' Your Daily fix for all the Guild news, only we would be but there is NO news. Yes Im affraid it's true, absolutly nothing has happened today. nadda, ziltch, zip, zero, diddly squat. We here at the star are forever optimistic and we are taking this as a good sign that all is well in Atlantis.

 

Wait what's this, some late news just comming in. Apparently there could be a massive stock market collapse in the Trade Square. Huge riots are currently sweeping through the Market instigated by fellow Guild members over Trade Rates. Well this IS disturbing, but we hear that 'John Galt' has been dispatched to the scene to try to calm things down. 'Whew' Let's hope all Atlantian's can come to some kind of understanding. The last thing we need is the economy going Belly Up, not after we just brought shares in 'Julo's' new company Julo's Jucy Bra's'.

 

**Other News**

 

Luckly we DO have some other stories from around Atlantis. These came in just before print:

 

'Kradlum' was driving down a country road, when he spotted a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulled the car over to the side of the road and noticed that the farmer was just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

 

'Kradlum' got out of the car, walked all the way out to the farmer and asked him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?". The farmer replied, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" 'Kradlum' asked, puzzled. "Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."

 

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'Akbhoy67' walked into a bar, drank a couple of beers, and prepared to leave. The bartender calls out to him he owes 8 gold coins.

"But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" said 'Akbhoy67'."OK," said the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

 

So 'Akhboy67' left, goes outside and sees 'Uktrooper' walking up the road. He tells 'Uktrooper' that the bartender in that bar can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.On hearing this 'Uktrooper' rushed in and ordered a couple of beers.

 

Many beers later 'Uktrooper' pulls the same stunt as 'Akhboy67'.The barkeep replies, "OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

'Uktrooper' left the bar satisfied and smiling. On his way out he bumped into 'd16lev' and told him how to get free drinks.

 

'd16lev' hurried into the bar and began to drink shorts.The bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the ***---. 'd16lev' interrupted the bartender mid word, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."

 

Well thats all for today Guildies. Sorry there wasn't more news to report but I guess everyone needs a rest now and then (even 'The Star'). Don't forget to keep checking out the Guild Forum for news and entertaining updates.

 

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Editors:Burnside, Lord Zand