Issue #6 Monday 8th October 2012

 

 

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

Good evening Atlantis and have we got some News to tell you. Let's get started shall we.

 

We have 2 new Guild members to add to our ever growing Guild (thx John). Let's all welcome 'LrdMagic' and 'Mari Posa' to Atlantis. Were sure we will all strive to make their stay with us a prosperious and enlightening one.

 

However unfortunalty we have had to say a sad fairwell to 'Burgerman' and 'DeDekmRaZ'. They apparently made the mistake of trying to follow 'seamonkey' to the New World and their ship was lost in a hurrican. We advise all Guildies to never upset the Atlantian Gods as it can really come back to bite you in the Ass.

 

'LrdMagic' advanced to the HMA earlier today. His shouts of 'EUREKA' were heard across the Region making 'Heboric' jump out of his skin and drop his miracle cure for itchy balls syndrome. This Editor is certainly not pleased.

 

**Other News**

 

'MrJism' (no laughing at the back please) went to 'doctiny's' surgery the other day and was told to go behind the curtain and strip off, before the examination he asked 'doctiny' if he ever laughed at his patients problems.

 

'doctiny' replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient". "Okay then," 'MrJism' said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

 

Unable to control himself, 'doctiny' started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said 'doctiny', "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen", 'MrJism' replied.

 

**World News**

 

Yes it's finally here, THE COLONIAL AGE has arrived. 'seamonkey' is back with Maps, Goods, Technology Trees, Building Plans and Military Units. Everything you could want or need in a NEW AGE has been accounted for. Make sure you check out all the new features in the main FoE Forum. Let's all hope that we have the patience and sustainability to get there because for some of our Guild members it's a long way off.

 

That's all for Monday's Issue of The Atlantis Star. We hope you enjoyed the read and see you all same time, same place tomorrow.

 

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Editors: Burnside, Lord Zand