Issue #5 Sunday 7th October 2012

 

 

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

Good evening fellow Guild members we hope you are all prepairing yourselves for another week of tireless work at the grindstone, or water wheel or whatever you do for a living besides managing you cities. 

 

We have 2 new members to welcome today. 'doctiny628', who we have been assured is not a tiny doctor and 'monarchy88', who is the 88th Regal member of a Royal Family in some provence of Fel Dranghyr, we just don't know which one (YET). Is that the smell of horse dung in the air (Hmmm). Anyway we wish them a very warm welcome to our magnificent Guild.

 

It would seem that Sunday is certainly a day of rest for those poor overworked scientists as there have been no new breakthroughs in Age Advancements. Im sure come next week this will change, once they have had a good sleep. The snoring echoing around Guildies Town Halls seems to tell that story.

 

The dominance of 'Donalddo' AKA The Real Viking has been squashed by yep you guessed it 'turbovcielka' AKA The Little Dilligent Bee, as he losses his top spot in the Guild. That's what happens when you go away bragging about being No.1. ,it always catches up with you in the end. Wether The Bee can stay at the top only time will tell, let's keep an eye on that battle.

 

**Other News**

 

A BIG Thank You must go out for the marvelious party held by 'Akbhoy67' last night in his new fangeled Town Hall. After pleanty of fine Ale, Wine and Wenches all Guildies who attended woke up this morning with rather large hangovers and odd recolections of someone named Ragu Silvertongue. This reporter certainly remembers there being lots of Money and Dried Herbs involved, though what happened to it will probably remain a mystery. Damn that Ragu.

 

Thankfully everyone made it back to their respective cities, after 'V.Drakul' kindly gave Guild members a ride home on his new invention the Batwing, but only after a quick stop and tour of Transilvania. "I was very happy to help, AHH, AHH AHH" he said when interviewed. "I only ever drink non aclcoholic BLOOD, AHH, AHH AHH". Luckly our reporter managed to slip out as he started to count, otherwise this story may have never made it to the print in time.

 

Lord Zand has requested us to print that today is the last day to test your gaming knowledge in his Fun Game Quiz. When asked how long Guildies had untill the answers were revealed he replied "I will be posting the the answers tomorrow at noon". Better get your thinking caps on quick then Fellow members. Can you get them all ??

 

And finally a BIG Welcome home to our Guild Founder 'John Galt'. We hope he enjoyed his trip away and we DEFINATLY hope he will remember to post his vacation notice in the right place next time. TUT TUT.

 

Well that's it for another edition. We hope you will check in next time for some more Guild News. Please don't forget to keep looking at the Guild Forum as thanks to the fantastic work of 'Burnside' it now looks better than ever and alot eaiser to find the infomation you need.

 

 

 

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Editors:Burnside, Lord Zand