Issue #4 Saturday 6th October 2012

 

 

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

Good day fellow Guildies we hope you have been enjoying your weekend so far, but enough with the pleasentries and on with the news.

 

Today saw just 1 new member join us. A big hello and salutations to 'Lord Farral', the owner of Farralots Fort. Due to this fact he has moved his city to Atlantis's Frontier so he can keep an eye out for any unwanted visitors. Thank you 'Lord Farral'.

 

It seems 1 scientist woke up today feeling happy as 'Akbhoy67' has moved up into the HMA. When our reporters asked how he felt he said "I was extatic, until I looked at the amount of Forge Points needed to research new Tech". Don't worry 'Akbhoy67' those 200+ hours will flyby.

 

We sadly had to say goodbye to 2 Guild members today 'llago' and 'CrossWinds'. We wish them all the best for the future and who knows they may return to Atlantis one day, although due to our Guilds secret location their memory's had to be wiped for security reasons, so maybe not.

 

**Other News**

 

The trader's market square was packed out today with pleanty of goods being bought and sold. However around noon there was a commotion at the Glass Blowers stall, so our reporter investigated.

 

It turned out to be an argument between 2 Guild members over who was first in line. 'Blzbob' and 'redhotcilipadis' were at each others throats but thankfully 'pradeepprotex' was there to calm them down replying "Look I've been to Hell and back and im not angry so take a break would you". We can only hope that 'pradeepprotex is around next time there is a problem to calm things down as anyone who can survive Hell and live to tell about it must have Good Kama.

 

A medical warning has been issued regarding visitors to 'Wizofwoz's' city. Apparently he has been spreading the CLAP to other Guild members. Doctors Surgeries were inundated with requests for a remedy but all they could give out were Hemp pills to ease the scratching. Damn that Wizzard. He has now been fined 200 Gold and has appologised but stated "This will not stop me from completing my experiments, Cackle Cackle".

 

And finally a Star reporter was invited to visit 'Pfcjay's' city Pompey. But then realised that he had built it next to an active volcano so kindly declined. "It's perfectly safe" he was overheard saying to another Guild member who was foolish enough to visit, but after the 13th rumble decided to leave rather quickly. We shall leave his city in the hands of the Atlantian Gods.

 

That's it for todays Issue of *THE ATLANTIS STAR*. Remember to keep tuning in and don't forget that all back issues of the paper are available in the Guild Forum under the heading Entertainment.

 

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Editors: Burnside, Lord Zand