Issue #33 Monday 5th November 2012

 

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

'BANG, BANG, BANG', 'Oooooooooo', 'Ahhhhhhhhhh'. Don't worry we haven't all gone mad (yet) because there's fireworks aplenty today Guildies as we remember, remember the 5th November. 'The Star' loves a good fireworks display and now that 'Burnside' has returned to work (Thank God) we can get back to all those parties we missed out on over the weekend. Of course we can also get back to giving you Guildies all the latest news that's happened today. So grab yourself a mulled wine and a hotdog and prepare to be blasted away (not literally).

 

We have had 2 members advance in age today. Our new leader 'doctiny628' and our co. Editor and leader 'Burnside' both moved up into the LMA. It was reported that the leaders had joined forces in the labs to create a monopoly on Forge Points, thus allowing them to gain huge sums of these points at a fraction of their market price. These allegations have been looked into by the Atlantis Trading Board (ATB) and their reports have concluded that, while there 'was' an obvious need to in crew Forge Points they could not find any evidence relating to the Monopoly allegation. 'Burnside' declined to comment due to the huge backlog of files on his office table....(Oh BTW 'Burnside'...maybe take a look in your desk top drawer 'HEHE').... but 'doctiny628' said a few words in his defence. "The ATB found no evidence of these suppos'ed fraud allegations, therefore I'm a Leade...uh I mean innocent...". Ok Doc we believe ya !!

 

Congratulations goes out to 'akhill.gupta' who once again managed to win medals in 5 PvP towers last week. And well done to 'knycknac' who won the 3 earliest PvP towers within his neighbourhood. With all these wins comes medals and medals mean expansions. Both Guild members have entered planning permission requests to the Atlantis Council in order to enlarge their respective cities. These requests have been immediately approved thanks to the Atlantis Codex, page 71, paragraph 12 which clearly states that all expansion requests are granted immediately just as long as there is free beer for all 'Star' employees. Burp.

 

**Other News**

 

Other news today starts on a happy note once again as 'uktrooper' has announced to 'The Star' that he has just finished construction of a new Saltworks in his city. This came just in time for "Mr Pops" the popcorn maker as due to dwindling sales of his sweet viariaty of popcorn he was looking for a new flavour to launch. Salt flavour has apparently gone down a hit and has completely turned his business around. 'uktrooper' was delighted with this news and the new flavour of popcorn saying "I love this salt stuff, it's tastes great on almost everything. I'm going to buy the next 20 barrels for my kitchens". The doctor has been put on standby for a sudden increase in heart failure cases.

 

In another story it has been discovered that 'John Galt' is in fact a genius not just for founding one of the best Guilds in Fel Dranghyr but in compiling accurate and detailed reports for other Atlantian members. His expertise has come to light after several of our guildies requested help with the efficiency of their cities. 'John Galt' responded swiftly with tables, charts, lists and advice for all those seeking need. There was a small problem early on in his report when his overhead projector conked out but it was soon fixed so John could continue with his report. We always new John was a genius here at 'The Star', well either that or he is psychotic...two side of the same coin and all that...No it's defiantly genius.

 

And finally some good news from 'Azdith' who has announced today that his overdue welcoming party is back on. When we last reported on this matter the party had been cancelled because every guest was refusing to go due to the many Gallows 'Azdith' had built. "one for every guest" he was reported saying at the time. However 'Azdith' now assures us that every Gallows in the city has now been demolished to make way for Doctor's Surgeries and a new farm. We hope to see everyone there, see you at the bar.

 

 

**Sports News**

 

We were going to bring you a report of tonight’s matches but unfortunately due to unforeseen events this section is on hold. We will either dispatch a supplement later tonight or hopefully have a full report ready for tomorrows issue of 'The Star'. We thank you all for your patience in this matter.

 

**Final Say**

 

Well the news in this guild just keeps on getting stranger and stranger aye guildies.....but at least its entertaining news. We would probably have all gone made by now if we hadn't been able to laugh as we work. A quick reminder that Tarquin is getting increasingly impatient with the lack of work he, she, it has. We therefore urge all guildies to post some problems his, her, it's way and give us all here some peace. Just send your probs to 'Burnside' via PM, headed For Tarquin. See you tomorrow Atlantis... 

 

 

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