Issue #24 Friday 26th October 2012

 

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

"I'm so excited, I just can't Hide it, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it". Have you got the Friday feeling yet. Hello Guildies and welcome to another fine issue of 'The Atlantis Star. Our Guild members have certainly perked up over the last few days with there supporting of other Guild members. This is great news for Atlantis and could be the start of something spectacular, we shall wait and see. Anyway let's get on with the ggod stuff:

 

We have had a mass of members advance up today. Ready for it...Yes...then here we go. 'Prefect', Petovian', spurdensda', Ujka Sam', 'Animenoob', 'tim1313', 'John Nietos' and 'milesa' ..Phew.. all managed to excell in there scientific fields by heading into the LMA. We can only imagine what the labs must have looked like after that lot of sucesses in one day. We were hoping to get some responses from all or any of them but they were all to busy entertaining someone named Jack in their Town Halls. Who is this mysterious figure that seems to be everywhere. All we know is that 'The Star's' vegetable field is missing a few pumpkins. Strange indeed.

 

We recieved some news from one of our Guild members just before print. 'akhil.gupta' has reported to us that this Jack fella has built a Graveyard in his city 'TIGER'. This so called Graveyard gives you 890 happiness. But you can only have one if you finish all of this Jack fella's quests. Thanks 'akhil.gupta' for this information, we hope that it will go some way towards explaning who and what this Jack is up to. We remind all Guild members to be on the lookout for Jack and any missing pumpkins from vegetable fields, and if you find a Graveyard in your city one morning then please let us know about it.

 

**Other News**

 

And now for something completely different, well ok so maybe not. Just a few stories for you today. Enjoy:

 

One day 'Kradlum' was riding in his limosine horse cart when he saw a guy eating grass. He told his driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass". The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat". So Kradlum said, "Poor guy, come back to my house". The guy then said, "But I have a wife and three kids". Kradlum told him he could bring them along to. When they were all in the cart, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you". Kradlum said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall".

 

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'd16lev' goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it". 'd16lev' says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink?". The bartender says, "Only if what you show me ain't rude.""Deal!" says 'd16lev' and reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster.

 

He puts the hamster on the bar and it runs to the end of the bar, down the bar, across the room, up the piano, jumps on the key board and starts playing songs, and the hamster is really good. The bartender says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. That hamster is truly good on the piano".'d16lev' downs the drink and asks the bartender for another. "Money or another miracle else no drink", says the bartender. 'd16lev' reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog.

 

He puts the frog on the bar, and the frog starts to sing. He has a marvelous voice and great pitch. A fine singer. A stranger from the other end of the bar runs over to 'd16lev' and offers him 300 gold coins for the frog. "It's a deal" says 'd16lev'. So he takes the 300 gold and gives the stranger the frog. The stranger runs out of the bar.

 

The bartender says "Are you some kind of nut? You sold a singing frog for 300 gold coins It must have been worth millions. You must be crazy". "Not so", says 'd16lev'. "The hamster is also a ventriloquist."

 

So there is the news today Guildies, a strange selection of stories from across Atlantis that we hope brought you a little smile and maybe even a chuckle or two. And remember with the weekend just round the corner lets also hope that there's plenty of support for all members of Atlantis. See you at the weekend....

 

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