Issue #22 Wednesday 24th October 2012

 

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

Good Day Guildies or maybe not so Good Day. Oh Dear, Oh Dear, it seems as if we have a major problem in our Guild fellow Atlantians. Yes only earlier today 'The Star' was handed a report from our Guild Leaders about the sorry state of affairs regarding the support (or lack of) from you our Guild Members. Now to those members out there who do support other Guildies, before you go off in a huff let me turn your attention to a small list of names we have been allowed to publish.

 

Below is a collection of members who have constantly supported (i.e. more than 3 times a week) other Guild members since their arrival.

 

'acedude, doctiny628, genius8, jimmyhig, john nietos, kradlum, lord zand, m-o-r-e-7-6, mrjism, props, sallton, spurdensda, thebho, uktrooper, Burnside, John Galt'

 

These members have all immediately been awarded the coveted 'Atlantis Star Cross' medal for services in supporting. If your name is not on the list, and let’s face it Guildies there are a lot of names not on it, then it means you are not supporting your Guild members enough. This is a SERIOUS BREECH of our Guild Rules, which everyone would have received when they joined Atlantis (a copy of the rules are also available in the Guild Forum). All Guild members MUST support their fellow Guildies MINIMUM 3 times a week but preferably once a day. Failure to comply with any of the Guild Rules could mean an instant dismissal from Atlantis, and we really don't want that to happen. So c'mon people get supporting your fellow Guild members and make Atlantis the strongest Guild in Fel Dranghyr

 

Oh and a little piece of info for you. If you support all 79 Guild members (exclude yourself obviously) you can make 1580 free coins a day. Now free money for doing something as easy as polishing or motivating seem like a no brainer to us. Think about it.

 

So far we have a small group of dedicated leech watchers but we could always do with some more. If you are interested in helping the Guild leaders find and stop these free riders then please Private Message one of the Leaders and they will be happy to help you get started. But to all those members out their thinking they can get away with it, think again. You ARE being watched.

 

Today saw another mass of scientific advances. 'Asti0', 'goblinking', 'gremla7' and 'MrJism' all moved up into the LMA. With every passing day our Guild becomes more advanced with more and more members moving into the higher echelons of time. With this comes the prospect of more advanced goods in our market and much better player scores to add to our Guild total. All in all a very good sign, well there had to be one good thing to report about today.

 

**Other News**

 

We did have a whole host of stories to tell you about today but due to the above report we kind of lost the will to write. So here are a few little riddles and funny verses for you instead:

 

One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other

 

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If the plural of house is houses

and the plural of mouse is mice

why then the plural of grouses

should surely be written as grice.

 

and if the plural of deer is deer

and the plural of fish is fish

then the plural of beer should be beer

and the plural of dish should be dish.

 

If mouses run over houses

and eat up our loves and our scones

why then our lice should be louses

and our phones should be sounded as phons.

 

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And last but not least this Editor's favourite rhyme:

 

Friday night is my delight and so is Saturday morning

But Sunday night gives me a fright is work on Monday morning

 

There you have guildies a very strange issue of 'The Star' for you today. Please, Please do remember to try and support your fellow Guildies and remember if you would like to help please PM one of the Guild leaders, let’s hope that tomorrows issue is a little more uplifting for everyone. Till then...

 

 

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Editors:Burnside, Lord Zand 

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