Issue #20 Monday 22nd October 2012

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

"woohoo, Yay" POP - POP. Hello mighty Atlantians come and join in our party as we celibrate the launch of the *20TH* Issue of 'The Atlantis Star'. Thats right guildies our unique little daily paper is officially 20 days old. It's hard to imagine now the humble beginings of 'The Star'. Late hours in the office, dodgy printers packing up all the time, 'mmarrkk2012's' kids swapping printer letters (those scamps) all to bring you the best news from around Atlantis. And we suceeded because look at us now. The most desired object in the whole of Fel Dranghyr, sponsors of major sporting events, winner of countless competitions (ok only one) and a whole host of loving fans from within the Guild to support us. And its all possible because of the dedicated members of Atlantis. Without your constant support and activity our paper would be full of fake tripe, and on one wants that. So come and take a peice of cake and grab a tankard of cool beer as we uncover todays Guild news.

 

We had 2 advanvements today in the Guild Alchemy labs. 'Fox79' and 'akhil.gupta' both made the leep into the LMA and boy were they happy about it. "Im having a pool party to celebrate. Everyone is invited to my Public Bath for a splashing good time...nude only" exclaimed 'Fox79'. As for 'akhil.gupta', his response was somewhat animalistic saying "GROWL, im a Tiger". We can only guess that the name of his city is rubbing off on him.

 

A small reminder to all Guildies now. Don't forget to enter you football team name on the forum for the upcomming AFL. Unless you enter soon you may miss your chance to partake in this prestidious sporting event which is sponsered by 'The Star' no less.

 

**Other News**

 

How about some stories to keep you in the partying mood:

 

'reem11' has about 200 hens on his farm but no rooster and he wants chicks.

 

So, he goes down the road to the next farm and asks 'm-o-r-e-7-6' if he has a rooster which he would be willing to sell. 'm-o-r-e-7-6' says, "Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster named Chuck. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem."

 

Well, Chuck the rooster costs a lot of money, but 'reem11' decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Chuck. He takes Chuck home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk, "Chuck, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," said 'reem11' with a chuckle.

 

Chuck seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Chuck took off like a shot. - WHAM! - Chuck nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Chuck is in there. Later, the farmer sees Chuck after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again, - WHAM! - He gets all the geese.

 

By sunset he sees Chuck out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. 'reem11' is distraught—worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last 24 hours. Sure enough, 'reem11' goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Chuck dead as a doorknob—stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.

 

'reem11' saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh Chuck, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself."

 

Chuck opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhhh, they’re getting closer....."

 

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'Akbhoy67', 'mmarrkk2012' and 'doctiny628' got on a boat to go and visit 'Donalddo' but the boat sank and the threee of them ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around the Atlanits Ocean for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.

 

'I'll grant each of you a single wish,' said the genie.

 

'I wish I was home,' said 'Akbhoy67'. Then, poof! he disappeared.

'I wish I was home, too,' said 'mmarrkk2012' and Poof! He disappeared too.

'doctiny628' looked around. 'Gee, I'm kind of lonely,' he said. 'I wish my friends were here with me.'

 

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With friends like that who needs gallows eh ... we do hope Chuck makes it with the buzzards and maybe even 'reem11' himself. Two cocks and all that. But we must end todays issue with a big thank you from all at 'The Star' to 'John Galt' out Guild Founder. For without his foresight and genius this Guild and thus this paper would not even exist. Great work John. Catch you all tomorrow ...

 

 

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