Issue #2 Thursday 4th October 2012

 

 

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

After the fantastic response we had here at the Star with our first edition we are proud to announce issue # 2 in our Guild paper.Firstly we appologise for the misprinting in yesterday's issue. It was discovered later today that one of 'mmarrkk2012's' kids sneaked into 'Prefects' Printery and replaced the 'S' key with a 'C' key. The scamp has been punushed with a day in the pilory. That should teach him.

 

'John Galt' (our recruitment officer and Leader) has been working overtime today by bringing us 7 new members to our illustrious Guild. We would like to welcome 'pradeepprotex', 'sdragonfun', 'caphalor', 'tarantula', 'thebho', 'terrornia' and 'pfcjay'. We all hope you enjoy your stay here after such a long journey, after all Atlantis can be hard to find.

 

A big congratulations goes out to 'Burnside', 'melkie', 'armitius', 'snarglys' and 'heftifilli' on reaching the High Middle Age. Those scientists must be working hard, lets hope they invent a flushing loo soon, as the sprouts 'Uktrooper' gave us tonight are playing havok with our insides.

 

And well done to Lord Zand who has been invited and accepted into the ranks of the Guild Leaders. Lets hope he wont dissapoint.

 

**Other News**

 

Good news for 'Jimmyhig' after he was finally able to rid his city of demonic goats. When interviewed earlier he said "When I found out I had built my Goat Farms over a Draugr burial site it all made sense, I won't be doing that again". Although as our reporter was leaving he swore he heard a goat say "I'll be back!".

 

Sad news for 'carsking' and 'petitpate' who had to leave the Guild today. 'John Galt' had been knocking on their town centre doors for days but then realised that the signs on the doors said 

'Gone to be a fish' instead of 'Gone Fishing'. Lets hope they will be happy in their new lives, can't say the same for the fish.

 

Finally, 'Burnside' is still undergoing his regional tour of our fine Guild Cities. We caught up with him earlier today to get an interview but all he said was "You'd think that with so many people making shoes, someone would a least give me a new pair for free. Mine are wearing out". Then he was gone again but not after getting lost in 'm3gatron's' city due to the complete lack of signpostage.

 

Remember to look out for future issues of THE ATLANTIS STAR .

 

Copy right reserved TM

Editors:Burnside, Lord Zand