Issue #18 Saturday 20th October 2012

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

Hello Guildies, the weekend is appon us once again and with it comes plenty of activity and news in and from around Atlantis. We must begin by rectifying what was printed in yesterday's issue regarding the 'Premium' Flag poll. It was discovered only moments after print that no Guildies could access the flag screen and therefore were not able to choose a flag to vote for.

 

We appologise for this mistake which we are happy to report has been rectified by way of a picture that shows all 'premium' Guild Flags with their corresponding numbers. Use the links in the Forum. Hopefully this will now make things a little more clearer for all Guildies wishing to vote. Whew...glad we got that cleared up. The last thing we need here at 'The Star' is a lawsuit, not after we just spent all our money on a new printer, the Turbo Mega Press X1666.

 

The weekend shows no sign of change in recruitment. All is A'OK in Atlantis.

 

There have been 2 advancements in age with 'pradeepprotex' and 'Kolokoy' both moving up into the HMA. Our roving reporter got a few words from both of them after their breakthroughs were announced. "This is Great News I'm so excited" stated 'Kolokoy', "Now enough babble and give me Jewelry...Do you Hear Me....JEWELRY....NOWWWWWWW". Hmmm...problems there we think...but 'predeepprotex's' response wasn't much better saying "It brings me one step closer to the way back to HELL. HAAA HAA HAAA". Congratulations to you both from all of us at 'The Star' (please don't hurt us).

 

We have had a request by our Guild Founder 'John Galt' to print some information about an activity starting on the main FoE Forum. It is a fun competition where you can enter a Halloween/Ghost Story that you have written. To find out more use this link: http://forum.en.forgeofempires.com/showthread.php?6725-Halloween-event-discussion.

 

**Other News**

 

Here are some weekend howlers to brighten your spirits:

 

One day, 'kradlum' walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar. "What's wrong, fella?" asked the bartender. "Some things you just can't explain" replied 'kradlum'. "Try me" said the bartender.

 

"Alright if you say so" said 'kradlum' and began to tell the bartender his tale. "I was milking my cow this morning and I filled the bucket clear to the top. Then the dumb cow knocked it down with her left leg, so I grabbed some string and ties her left leg up. Then I milked her again and the stupid cow knocked it down with her right leg. So I grabbed some string and tied up her right leg. I then milked her again and the cow knocked it down with her tail. But this time I was out of string, so I decided to use my belt, so I tied it up with my belt. Just then my pants fell down and my wife walked in."

 

"You're right," said the bartender. "Some things you just can't explain."

 

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'doctiny628' walked into the dentist's office the other day and said, "I think I'm a moth".

The dentist replied "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist...

'doctiny628' replied, "I am already seeing a psychiatrist."

The dentist then said, "Well then what are you doing here?"

'doctiny628' repiled, "Your light was on."

 

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So 'doctiny628' is a moth eh, each to their own we guess and as for 'kradlum'...well...we only hope his wife understands the missunderstanding over the cow incident. Or maybe he should tell the truth (yes we know 'kradlum'). But even after all these revelations we must come to an end. Make sure not to miss tomorrow's Issue of 'The Star' which will feature a special report by our Editor 'Burnside' and leaked information regarding a new Atlantis Football League currently being organised by our skillfull Guild Leaders. See you Tomorrow Guildies...

 

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Editors:Burnside, Lord Zand