Issue #15 Wednesday 17th October 2012

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

Good day to you all fellow Guildies and what a glorious day it is. With so much happening within the Atlantis Guild it was a struggle to fit it all into one issue, but (somehow) we succeded so on with the good stuff...

 

We had 1 new joinee today. 'spurdensda' has entered into the Guild with an impressive city and score. However in our interview he seemed quite disstressed, "My city maybe nice but im sure it can be nicer. A little cleaning and polishing and it'll look as good as new". We believe that this is a little hint towards all our Guildies to get over to 'spurdensda's' city and help him out. We're quite sure the people of Atlantis will oblige.

 

However around the same time 'spurdensda' joined our Guild, 'Heboric' left the Guild. He was kicked out of his city and Atlantis by his long suffering wife Gurtrude, who had finally had enough of his lazy manner and attitude. Our reporter managed to get a few words from her as she was coming back from the Guild gate. "He would spend all day on his backside doing nothing to help the people of his city. Well enough is enough, that low down, good for nothing, lazyass cretin is gone. For Good". Hmmm... never underestimate the power of women. A lesson for us all.

 

Today saw plenty of new scientific breakthroughs. 'Mari Posa' climbed up into the HMA exclaiming that her "fair and benevolent leadership" was the secret to unlocking the way forward.

 

Also 'John Galt' and 'Donalddo' both advanced into the LMA today. "We are proud of our achievements here today" said a jovial 'John Galt'. "Indeed yes, our scientists have really come good this day" said a happy 'Donalddo' after which he made a quick getaway for the fish buffet.

 

This is great news for all members of Atlantis as the diversity of the Guild is always changing and growing, bringing with it many new possibilties.

 

**Other News**

 

There were strange noises reported last night eminating from 'goblinking's' city 'The Den'. The noises apparently "sounded like word's" said the witness who reported the event but couldn't make out what these words were. The witness has agreed to return tonight with a recorder to try to get some of the noises on tape. We wish him luck and hope to report on what these strange occurences in 'goblinking's' city are. Watch this space readers..

 

'The Star' is happy to report that our Editor 'Burnside' has returned from his undercover work and is now safely back inside the paper's office. He has assured us that he will get back to the job of Editor of 'The Star' in the next day or so, as he has had some bad luck with his city's cess pool which flodded while he was away. Phewwwee ... we wondered what that smell was. Im sure if anyone can get it sorted 'Burnside' can. As for his report, we will be publishing it in a few days so keep checking us out or you might just miss it.

 

Lastly today, 'Ujka Sam' was involved in an argument with the local Atlantis Fair Trading Council (AFTC) over apparant hoarding of the good 'Dried Herbs'. The AFTC exclaimed that 'Ujka Sam' was not supplying other cities with this vital resource due to extreme hoarding and wished to fine 'Ujka Sam'. 'Ujka Sam' on the other hand explained that it had been produced for personal use only and was never meant to be sold outside 'Rastafari'. The AFTC did not believe 'Ujka Sam' that it was for personal use until he showed them how many 'Dried Herbs' he used in an hour. The AFTC soon agreed that it was for personal use and quickly left..giggiling whilst they did.

 

So that's it for todays issue of 'The Star' Guildies. Another ish ticked off the list. Good luck with all your endeavours and see you again soon. Bye Bye peeps.....

 

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Editors:Burnside, Lord Zand