Issue #13 Monday 15th October 2012

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

Hi Guildies, it's another issue of 'The Star' at your door. And with the start of the new week comes the start of some fresh Guild news to keep you happy and entertained. On with the Show:

 

Atlantis saw 1 new member join today so lets have a big warm welcome to 'Kolokoy'. We managed to get an interview with him earlier, here's what he had to say. "I may have a small score and be currently last place in the Guild but I AM NOT A LEECH and I SUPPORT ALL GUILD MEMBERS which I think makes up for it". We shall take his word on that.

 

However to make way for Mr 'no leeches here' we had to say goodbye to 'King Lucci'. He decided earlier today that he wished to embark on his life long ambition of collecting the few worldly goods not available in our fine Guild Market Square. There is a possibility that 'King Lucci' may return one day but 'The Star' has been given no indication by The King or other parties when this day might be. We wish him luck on his enormous journey.

 

After a weekend of slow scientific breakthroughs, today has seen Guildies labs positivly charged with electrifying news. 'DARK DDT' and 'monarchy88' both made it up into the HMA and seemed pleased with their results. "YAHOO" was 'monarchy88's' reply but 'DARK DDT' was slightly less enthusiastic saying "EVIL, EVIL ITS ALL EVIL". Right Em Yes ...

 

More techy news because 'blzbob' and our new recruit 'dommie' advanced into the LMA later today. Our reporter was able to get a few words from both members. "This is a far more refined Age. My people have longed for their own Estate Houses and I am glad I can now fulfill their wishes" said a smarter looking than yesterday 'dommie'. We can only guess someone did lend him the 100 gold he seeked. 'blzbob' on the other hand said "Burn, Burn It All. I would if I could, Burn, hot, hot, ummmmm...". Our reporter has since enrolled on a new therapy course, Get well soon Gilbert.

 

**Other News**

 

Intresting tid bits from around Atlantis:

 

'John Galt', 'Julo', and 'ageofpatels' were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They each bought five one gold coin tickets, seeing as it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.

 

'John Galt' won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce.'Julo' was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti.'ageofpatels' won the third prize - a toilet brush.

 

When they met in the pub a week later, the inn keeper asked them how they were enjoying their raffle prizes.

 

"Great," said 'John Galt'. "I love spaghetti". "So do I," said 'Julo'. "I love my prize". "And how's the toilet brush, 'ageofpatels'"?

 

"Not so good", said, 'ageofpatels' "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."

 

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'knycknac' stumbles up to the only other person in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why, of course," comes the reply.

'knycknac' then asks, "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

'knycknac' responds, "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," says the second man.

 

Ever curious, 'knycknac't asks, "Where in Ireland?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it, me too! Lets have another round of drinks to Dublin". "Of course."

'knycknac' can't help himself so he asks, "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's", replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."

"This is becoming unbelievable!!!" 'knycknac' said.

 

About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's up?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replied the bartender. "The 'Kycknac' twins are drunk again".

 

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Well there you go, not only did 'ageofpatels' get a brush up the Jaxy but we also found out that there are two 'knycknac's'. Which means we have two stars in our Guild. No wait uh is someone pulling our leg here .. hmmm.. anyway thats all from us here at 'The Star' today. Make sure to keep checking our Guild Forum for trade deals and excess goods lists aswell as some intresting descissions. Till tomorrow Guildies.

 

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Editors:Burnside, Lord Zand