Issue #12 Sunday 14th October 2012

 

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

Good day fellow Atlantian's 'The Star' has returned for you daily dose of Guild news, Guild stories and all the tittle tattle inbetween. As we come to end of another fine weekend of Guild activity, trading and the odd argument, our 'Guru' Guild Recruiter 'John Galt' hasn't stopped to rest yet, as we are about to find out. So on with the Gossi..-- Uhhh..I mean News.

 

Today saw 1 new member join the Atlantis Ranks. 'Raxpool' managed to slip into our Guild just in time earlier tonight, just as those vast Atlantis Gates were closing. One of our reporters was handly on the scene as it happened and got this response from a panting 'Raxpool'. "When I saw the gates closing I knew I had two options. It was either my mug of ale or my place in the Great Guild that is Atlantis. The decision was easy as you can see". After which 'Raxpool' immediatly asked our reporter if he could lend him 100 coin. Our reporter kindly refused.

 

With all this commotion at the Guilds Front entrance it later transpired that no one was watching the Back entrance. Due to this mistake one of our more volatile Guild Members (who was later found out to be 'Martin993') managed to slip away unseen. He was currently on a day release to visit his Aunt Gilda when he made a dash for the back door and escaped. He WAS serving a 3 month sentence for breach of peace for yelling obscenities and making lurid advances at a passing Goat. A warning has been released to all farmers to lock up their Goats tonight. You have been Warned.

 

We have no news today regarding tech advances. Another day off for our scientists. Either that or something has gone very wrong in a lab somewhere. Come to think of it there was that big cloud of black smoke earlier.Hmmm...

 

**Other News**

 

Timmy (not the woodchuck chucker's son but the wookchuck chucker's mate's son) was rescued from a well earlier today by 'tarantula's' pet spider Gizmo. The achracnid apparently saw the accident and scuttled off to find 'tarantula' to warn him about someone in great danger. 'tarantula' imediatly understood Gizmo and summoned a rescue party to save Timmy from drowning. After the event Gizmo was knighted and given rare amazonian fly's as a treat. Well done Gizmo.

 

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M3gatron, Akil.gupta, tim1313 and monarchy88 went fishing. 

After an hour, the following conversation took place.

 

M3gatron: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.

 

Akil.gupta: " that's nothing, I had to promise that I will build her a new deck for the pool.

 

tim1313: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her".

 

They continued to fish when they realized that monarchy88 had not said a word. So they asked him "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

 

monarchy88: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."

 

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Well another weekend ends and so must this issue of 'The Star'. We hope you have enjoyed our little read and hope to see you all next time. Remember to keep on supporting each other and if you have a story you would like to submit to us then please P/M 'Lord Zand' directly as 'Burnside' is currently working undercover on a top secret report and is currently unavailable via P/M. Thanks again TA TA..

 

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Editors:Burnside, Lord Zand