Issue #11 Saturday 13th October 2012

 

**The News In The Guild**

 

Good Morrow Good Morrow Fellow Guildies. Another week passes by and it seems like only yesterday that this fine paper was first published in a tiny shed behind 'prefect's'printers. But just as the Guild had grown in the last few weeks so has 'The Star' and no more sheds.

 

We had 1 new member join Atlantis today. Im sure you will join us in wishing 'dommie' good fortunes and bountifull harvests for the time he is with us. The Atlantean Gods always like to see a high scorer join their ranks and 'John Galt' has been gifted the title 'Guru Recruiter' for the forseeable future. Great work 'John Galt'.

 

No new tech advances today, must be a weekend thing.

 

Unfortunatly we had to say Fairwell to 'Rhiannon2' after she ran away 'dancin' with tears in her eyes'. It seems she never DID get over 'Lord Zand' pissing all over her roses (she did love those roses) and spent the next 2 weeks trying to get rid of the stench to no avail. 'Rhiannon2's' city now lies in ruin and small parts of it are being sold of at local auction houses across Atlantis in the form of Tower Ruins.

 

**Other News**

 

Were back today with some intresting stories from around our bustling Guild:

 

Old 'Donalddo' was rocking on his porch when he saw a young kid with his fishing pole walking down the dirt road. "Where you goin' with that pole?" old 'D' calls. "Gonna git me some fish with this here fishing pole!" answered the kid. Sure enough, as the sun is setting old 'Donalddo' sees the kid going home with a bucket of fish.

 

Next day, old 'Donalddo' is rocking on his porch when he sees the kid walking down the dirt road with some duct tape. "Where you goin' with that?" old 'D' calls. "Gonna git me some ducks with this here tape!" answers the kid. "You can't git no ducks with tape!" hollers old 'Donalddo'. But sure enough, as the sun is setting old Donalddo sees the kid going home with the tape strung out behind him and ducks stuck all over it!

 

Next day, old 'Donalddo' is rocking on his porch and sees the kid walking down the dirt road with some chicken wire. "Where you going with that?" he calls. "Gonna get me some chickens with this wire!" answers the kid. "You can't get no chickens with wire!" hollers old 'D'. But sure enough, as the sun is setting old Donalddo sees the kid going home with the wire strung out behind him and chickens stuck all through it!

 

Next day, old 'Donalddo' is rocking on his porch and sees the kid walking down the dirt road with some pussy willows. "Now hold on just a minute" calls old 'Donalddo', "wait while I get my hat!!"

 

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'mmarrkk2012' was running down a country road and was startled by a horse yelling at him. "Hey-come over hear buddy". 'mmarrkk2012' was a little stunned but ran over to the fence where the horse was standing and asks "Were you talking to me"? The horse replies "Sure was, man I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I'm sick of it. Why don't you run up to the house and offer him 5,000 gold coins to buy me. I'll make you some money cause I can still run."

 

'mmarrkk2012' thinks to himself,"boy a talking horse". Gold coin signs started appearing in his head. So he ran to the house where the old farmer was sitting on his porch. 'mmarrkk2012' told the farmer "Hey, I'll give you 5,000 gold coins for that old broken down nag you've got in the field". The farmer replied "Son you can't believe anything that horse says, he's never even been to Kentucky.

 

One more reason to never trust a horse we say. They always have another agenda to your own.

 

We come to the end of another edition of 'The Star' and although we all here feel your pain you can rejoice with the knowledge that we will be back same time same place tomorrow. So until then keep on treckin' ...

 

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Editors:Burnside, Lord Zand